Nathan Explosion quotes

"Id rather die than go to heaven"

"We have a tough choice. Playing acoustic is totally lame and not metal. But then again, if we don't put that troll back to sleep, we may never be able to check our e-mail with high-speed DSL again!"

"We are here to make coffee metal! We will make everything metal, blacker than the blackest black... times infinity!"

"Two cups of rice...
[Trying to pour the rice into the shopping cart and watching it fall through the bottom]
...Brutal"

"We'll give you half... of NOTHING!"

"Band Manager: Okay, so you want to re-re-re-record in the ocean. In. I see. No, problem, sure. I ...
Nathan Explosion: No, no, not IN the ocean. INSIDE the ocean.
Band Manager: Okay ...
Nathan Explosion: In the heaviest, deepest, most brutal part.
Band Manager: All right.
Nathan Explosion: The Mariana Trennnnnnnch!
Band Manager: Well, let me make some calls."

"It's the most brutal thing ever! It's not like regular hate! It's so much... more black! If she were a street gang, I'd fuckin' go to war with her with bottles and chains! But this is different! There's nothing I can do!"